02 August 2011

a pretty funny book


actually, anything with the name McSweeney's or Dave Eggers on it is usually pretty entertaining. this is a funny book of random lists, including "desserts to avoid at last meals," and "embarrassing things that happen while using a lightsaber." i just brought it to work with me tonight (good thing, because it's not very busy in the ER at the moment) to start reading. here's a good one i just came across:

THINGS THEY SHOULD DO:

     they should let people sleep in restaurants

     they should show people how to kill ghosts

     they should not let children kill pigeons

     they should give blind people free flowers

     they should bring back dinosaurs for military purposes

     they should design a motorcycle that runs on urine

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ha!

i think i could write a companion book of lists pertaining to all the ridiculous shit that occurs here in the emergency department. double ha!

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