if / then

if you're a trach baby, and your mom's a trauma nurse, AND you poop all the way up your back, then you might get your onesie cut right off of you...

hey, where's my shirt going?

can i get undressed this way every time?

i may be cute, but i'm laying in poo

don't worry, no babies were harmed in the making of this blog. as an ER nurse, I cut clothes off people for a living. it's a million times better than risking getting poo on the trach, trachties, or vent tubing! and the shirt was too small anyway :)